2) Rob Zombie, when asked on a radio interview if he was getting radio play for his new album.
"Everytime I turn on the radio, all I hear is that damn Zebrahead song."

3) Ed to Manager Alex Guerrero while staying at the W hotel in NYC.
"Hey Alex, was the water brown when you took a shower too?"

From: spoofoto@pacbell.net

4)Justin (VERY loudly in an Officer Barbrady[South Park] accent)to a guy we saw begging for money at a freeway offramp before a show at csu northridge:
"I have to go poooooooopy"

From: Mikey55311@aol.com

5)This conversation took place at Bogangles in Sacramento, CA on 11/21/98:
Ed to Greg (in the voice of south park's Terrance): " You're a dick!
Greg to Ed (in the voice of south park's Philip):
"No, youre a dick! Ed: No, youre a dick!
G: No, youre a dick!
Ed: No, youre a dick!
G: No, youre a dick!
Ed: No, youre a dick!
G: No, youre a dick!
Ed: No, youre a dick!
G: No, youre a dick!
Ed: No, youre a dick!
G: No, youre a dick!
Ed: I hope you get cancer!"

6)Greg while they were on LoveLine. I do believe the quote is something like this:
"When are the lesbians gonna call?"

From: Simpangkow@aol.com

7) At the KROQ free show at Blockbuster Records in Huntington Beach, Justin got on the mike exclaiming "Go inside and buy our CD. We just got off of a tour and have lot of expenses like crack and hookers."

From: zebrahgirl@hotmail.com

8) It was in Reno, NV on June 10th...Justin was talking about the ZH 12 inch dildos, a replica of Greg's penis, and Greg's parents were there, and Justin said oops, sorry, Greg's dad! And Greg said, "My dad knows I have a big cock!..."

From: Rudegrrl86@aol.com

9) ok, this a quote from Greg when they were in Cleveland for Warped tour...me and my friend andrea were in the tourbus after it, and Ali was confused about what to do w/ something and Greg said (from his clouded state) "Dude, I know how u feel....u do but u dont but u do" the way he said it in his stoner voice was hilarious!!

From: Phil Embree

10) We've officially changed our name. Don't look for us under Z in the music store anymore. Our name is now MotherfuckinZebraheadbitch!"

11) "Give it up for the gimp!"
He was refering to Ali, who was on crutches from a basketball injury he got while shooting hoops with Black Eyed Peas.

12) "Whoever out of you ladies has the hairiest ass gets this shirt! What it's not always a bad thing to have a hairy ass!"
He was holding up a girls Zebrahead tank, offering it to whoever had the most hair on their ass. A girl who flashed her boobs ended up getting it.

From: FLCgrrrl@aol.com

13) "show them what you can do with the cheese...."
This quote was... uhhh... quoted by either Kooter or an unknown pushover man.... backstage at the Rave, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, February 12, 1999. This was said after Kurlee was playing with his navel or beer gut or both..... and directly afterwards, Kurlee attached his laminate/keychain to his penis ring and chased several young, underage girls.

From: AnimeSka1@aol.com

14) At the merch booth (Chicago, Warped Tour, july 14th, 1999), G and Ben were sitting there and i was like "Will you guys play hate tonight?" After a couple laughs from the group (Merch guy, rodie guy, ben and greg) they said "Well tell Justin he's an asshole if he doesn't play it" ...I yelled it the whole set...they didn't play it!!

From: zebrahead_fanatic@yahoo.com

15) It was Aug. 8th at Big Stink 4 (the next biggest concert to Warped Tour in Portland, Or) I was complaining to Ben about how Jeff called me sweetheart and Ben's reply was "You should tell him your gonna turn him into the Portland Police for taking those pictures down his pants"

From: Blink182RJ@compuserve.com

16) In the cleveland show at warped tour, a girl was hoisted on top of these 2 guy's shoulders and she was going to flash the band but she thought none of them were lookin so the guys were goin to lower her when Goldtoof Burst out "Hey, if yur gonna show us titty you can't fake us out"(she then flashed the band and Goldtoof Replied)"Now that is definatly Booby"

From: NIMROD5666@aol.com

17) Right Before they broke into Someday. Justin said. "Hey this next song was written by my only brother... it's called 'Don't Make Fun Of My Brother because he has three testicles and a small penis."

From: zebrah1fan@yahoo.com

18) July 1st Warped Tour CA. A dude in the crowd said "FUCK YOU" really loud during a break and Justin yelled back "You wanna fuck me???" (and the guy kept repeating it) "You wanna fuck me???....oh yea, you and me after the show baby...God this guy is making friends fast!!"

From: webmaster@zebrahead.org

19) Last show @ club 369 that they played w/ Lit: 1/23/2000 Someone in the crow threw an incredibly LARGE bra up on the stage. Justin and Ali quickly seized this opportunity:
Justin: "Holy Shit!"
Ali: "Look Just', your grandma."
Justin: "Wait a minute, wait a minute" (He Picks Up The Bra and shows it to the crowd) "We at zebrahead would like to thank you for YOUR SUPPORT"

20) "Hey 369 are you guys having fun?!!"
(The Crowd Cheers)
"I love it when people ask that ya know?!
Ali: "Yeah"
Justin: "Or how about this one . . . '369 make some fuckin' noise!!
(The crowd cheers again)
"That's just in case their songs suck . . . they just do that."
Ali: "Yeah, that's why we do it so often!"

From: smp311boots@hotmail.com

21) My memorable quote happened at the National Orange Show in San Bernardino, CA over memorial day weekend. During the middle of the show a guy threw his shirt on stage. Between songs the guy was asking Justin for hsi shirt back and Justin wouldn't give it back and started rubbing it on his balls and his ass. After that he pulled the guy upstage because he wanted to say a few words. The half drunken 40 year old guy went on and said something about have fun kids and blah blah blah. the guy got off the stage and Ali asked what was going on and Justin replied "there is only so much you can do with a drunken man"

From: neo1999@gte.net

22) at the fullerton show at the backalley on the june 23rd, justin and ali were talking about third eye blind and saying what they did at KROQ weenie roast was uncool (i dont know what they did at the weenie roast though) but justin ended up saying "you know...its not cool when you are a band, and you make fun of other bands, thats just not cool.......UNLESS its third eye blind. what a bunch of pussies!"

From: BareAss311@aol.com

23) Cleveland show over the weekend of July 8th--
"Those were the most perfect tits I've ever seen. Do you think they were real? I'm pretty sure they were, dude! Whew!" Ben, on girl who won the ZH t-shirt for flashing her chest.

From: zurbum@bgnet.bgsu.edu

24) I was talking to Ed at the July 8th Cleveland show about how zebrahead sounded at Warped tour 98 compared to now and how the style has changed some and he said, " We've had our roots in punk but there has always been Justin going La-La-La-La-La-La."

From: Zebrahed7@aol.com

25) all of the following were said by the Kurlee @ the show w/ Dial 7 and Hoobustank at the Whisky on July 24th:

a). After looking at the cover of some magazine my friend was reading outside the whisky (it had Samuel L. Jackson on the cover), Kurlee says something like: "Damn that man's a bad mother fucka! You here he's gonna be killed in the next Star Wars?? Fuckin unbelievable! Man, I dont know who you'd have to bone to get to be able to say 'I was a jedi knight!' I'd do anyone, present company included."

b). After seeing me look at a billboard for the movie "Mission:Imp", Kurlee stares at it for a good 30 seconds and says "wow, mini me gets all the damn women! look how he's standin up there between that chick's legs. He knows what's for dinner!"

c) Overheard from a conversation between Kurlee and some dude "You know what? I'd have to say weed is one of my favorite things. I love it! Really, I cherish every blessed moment with it."

From: ZebraCow1@aol.com

26) Wow! I can't believe I still remember this, but on May 31, 1999 at the radio 104 fest, Justin said something like, "You see this tee-shirt? This tee-shirt is going to the hottest gal whose my age who shows the most titty." - then there was about 30 seconds of crowd cheering and boob flashing and random comments from the band.
Afterwards, Ali goes "No hey man, this is an all ages show! We can't do this! ATTENTION: Girls of all ages shall expose their titties"

From: Martimouse@aol.com

27+) 94.7 NRK's Snowball 6 in Portland, OR, on Dec. 8th, 2000
Zebrahead is about 88% through their first song when a piece of Greg's equitment fritzes out. So at the end of the song Justin says:
Justin: Well you know, I think we set a new record people. Only because we are in fucking Portland, Oregon, one song and Greg's shit gets broken. Ali: Right.
Justin: That's not bad at all.
Ali: Nope.
Justin: You know what I think it's time for?
Ali: What's that?
Justin: I think it's time for a joke. This is what we gotta do to kill time when Greg busts his shit. What has 5 arms and eats pussy?
Ali: I don't know, what?
Justin: That would be the Indigo Girls and drummer from Def Leppard.

A couple songs later Justin turns to Ali and says:
Justin: Hey tell them about this new song and why you wrote it.
Ali: Well this song was originally about the time I was dating Ed's mom. It went on for like 2 years.
Justin: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Miss Eunice we call her.
Ali: She's really, really hot though. I'm sorry Ed.

Right before the next song the guys play Justin says:
Justin: Hey, where all the ladies at? (Girls scream) Awww...word? Hey ladies, do me a favor? On the count of three scream at the top of your lungs. 1-2-3 (Girls scream A LOT louder). Wow! That is gorgeous. That got me a little moist to tell you the truth. We wrote this next song for the ladies, so they could do that noise on here. We wanna see some ass slappin', some booty-shakin', and break dancing on this song. (They play I'm Money.)

During Zebrahead request hour someone requests Creed:
Ali: Wait! Creed?
Justin: CREED?!! You wanna hear Creed??!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Wait! It's funny you should ask! I know a Creed song! (Justin launches into "Alive" by Pearl Jam.) Thank you!
Ali: That's my favorite Creed song.

During Zebrahead request hour some guy requests Micheal Jackson and Justin says:
Justin: Alright, for that sexy guy over there with the tiny, tiny penis will play Micheal Jackson.

A few songs later Justin asks:
Justin: How much pot did you smoke today, Greg?
Greg: (long pause and then in a REAL stoner voice he says)...A lot.
Justin: Greg smoked a lot of pot! Give it up for him! It's not his fault.

Right before they play Playmate of the Year Justin asks the crowd:
Justin: Would any girls like to get up on stage and dance naked to this next song?
Ali: he said NAKED.
Justin: Topless. Alright we'll take topless.
Ali: Topless.
(A rather upset looking suit from the radio station runs out and alerts the boys that it's an all-ages show.) Justin: Alright...Alright...nevermind then.

After the guys make a guy and girl give another guy a lapdance for a Zebrahead t-shirt, Ali says:
Ali: Yeah, don't forget to buy a t-shirt or a cap, cause we need money for crack and whores. Thank you.

From: Stupidly1@aol.com

28) While Kurley was trying to fix the monitors Justin said "Hey guys, at circuses you pay peanuts for monkeys, we get Kurley people"

29) At the begining of the show someone yelled "You're a Dick' Justin replied by saying "I'm a dick? you're a dick, I have a dick." Then some chick yelled, 'Show me your dick" and Justin replied saying, "You don't want to see my dick because it's bent and it has brown spots on it."

From: Maru0209@aol.com

30) k, it was at the recent seattle show @ the graceland, & some really young chick flashed the band and justin goes something like, "ok, to the chick who just flashed us, i don't need to see any 12-year-old boobies tonight." it shut her up ggod, & she kind of sulked for a bit. i was most happy.

From: yontie18@hotmail.com

Hey, I heard these at a show at The Pound SF, in San francisco on 4/13/01. Anyway I thought these were pretty funny moments. Thank you for letting me share them!
31) This was said to my friend and I after we screamed a request for Fly Daze
Justin: You wanna hear Fly Daze?? You want to hear Fly Daze? Well if you want to hear it you and your friend have to come up here and eat each others boxes out on stage... eww, I meant each others lunch boxes, you know where you keep food. What are you sick?!

32) They were on stage and Ali was extremely faded at the time, and really screwing up on the lyrics ( this isn't exact, because I cant remember word for word)
Justin to Ben:... "well Ali hasn't got one line right all night, so don't feel bad for fucking up Ben."
Ali: "Dude, I can freestyle and bust one in your eye at the same time man..." Justin to Ben: "Ok so he can 'freestlye and bust one in your eye'... yeah, that makes sense."

33) Justin puts the entire mike in his mouth and starts talking for a few seconds, then he spits it out really fast and says: Ew, Ddude who was on this thing before us... this is fucking gross."

From: JZebraHockey@aol.com

34) I was talking to Justin at my work one day and I asked him what is the best way to write songs. He said that it is best when you are on Heroin. Then he told me to stay black. That is funny because I am white.

From: Starwarsnjawsyo@aol.com

35) back in the summer of 2000 i asked ben why the spice girls cover isnt gonna appear on playmate of the year : " well it was all set to go on there, and then we are informed that we need to pay them royalties or some shit to use the song, so we're all fuck that! i aint payin the spice girls shit"

36) september 16 2000 at a show in detroit ali and greg light up a joint and justin says : " ugh ohh, what are you two doin' im gonna tell your parents, hey look everybody ali and g are smokin pot"

37) same show singer for wheatus comes out and throws food all over justin, justin says : " im gonna kick that little shits fuckin ass"

From: grendelsfury@hotmail.com

38) At the ZH concert at The Pound, SF on 4/13/01 my friends and I were out back hacky sacking waiting to be let in... We were joking around and I yelled out, "Where's WHEATUS???" (refering the last time we saw them and they played with ZH)... Ben was standing out back and started laughing and then said, "Hopefully somewhere very far away from here..."

From: e-murray2@northwestern.edu

39) This was in summer 2000 in Louisville, Kentucky when they were touring with Wheatus. My sister and I met Zebrahead after the show and we said "Do you sign body parts?" Justin replied, "Only vaginas!!!" hee, thanks again!

From: jg0069@hotmail.com

40) ok, this was from the 4-11-01 ZH show at Graceland in Seattle. Supposedly Ed grew up in Seattle so all night the catcall from Justin was, "Ed's a pussy." He even asked his family, "hey ed's uncle...oh wait...thats his cousin?!?!? Do you think Ed's a pussy??? You do?!?! Thats it then, Ed's a pussy!"

From: Awsomgrrrl@aol.com

41) Last October at the Brickworks in Chico, Justin says, " I love Chico,CA..In fact, the other night in bed with my girlfriend, I couldn't get it up. But then I just remembered that we were going to be playing in Chico soon...And I got big f*ing hard on!" Yeaaaah! Go Chico!

From: SturdyWrists@aol.com

42-44) From the 7/6/01 louisville show

(Security was a little too tight. Justin and Ali were giving the cops and security hell the whole show.) Justin: "I just got flipped off by a cop!" Ali: "Is that legal?"

Ali: "I hate Disturbed."
Justin laughs.
Ali: "No seriously, I hate Disturbed. I think they fucking suck."

Justin: "Look at all these fucking wires! What exactly *does* Kurlee do?"

From: mfzebraheadb@hotmail.com

45) so at the boston show on 7/14/01...

Audience participation time in Boston, justin brings a guy & a girl on stage, he says... Justin: Okay man, you have to show the entire crowd your boobies. So the Guy shows the crowd his chest.

(to the girl) Justin: You don't have to show your boobies though...
(girl looks relieved...)
Justin: You have to show your titties!!

From: absolutsth@comcast.net

46) cleveland show 3/9/2002

justin: so how is everyone doing tonight?

(crowd cheers)

justin: we are just stalling, don't mind us.. we have plenty of ways to do so

(pauses) justin: Cleveland make some fucking noise!!!!

(crowd cheers wildly)

justin: that one works every time!

From: imnot_whatiam@hotmail.com

47) Outside Bogarts in Cincinnati after the Zebrahead/ Lucky Boys Confusion Show. People were getting weird things like a pancake signed and this guy asked Kurlee to sign is "member" so kurlee started and then screamed "I CANT FIT MY WHOLE NAME ON HERE!!"